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This is, without a doubt, the strangest release that we have yet to hear on the esoteric Clairecords label. Ifwhen is the new band formed by Merc , who some will remember as a member of the shoegazer band All Natural Lemon & Lime Flavors . We Will Gently Destroy You is a strange album indeed. The best way we can describe the sound of this CD is to say...that it sounds like two (or possibly three) different CDs are playing at the exact same time. This band's arrangements are decidedly unconventional and strange. If the oddities were stripped away, some of the songs might sound almost normal...but with all the peculiar layers of additional sound...the music sounds extremely muted and slightly crazy. Strangely dreamlike and hypnotic, this is an album that is bound to confuse writers and fans. And in this day and age...when most folks feel as if they've seen and heard everything before...that is a real accomplishment. Bizarre, trippy cuts include "Only Faster," "A Furious Kind," "Escape Method," and "Nothing Left to Avoid." Sometimes sounds kind of like a cross between The Cocteau Twins and a toned down Skinny Puppy (???!!!)... (Rating: 5) ---- lmnop.com

"This is the new album from the extremely progressive band Ifwhen. Hailing from New York, these kids bring a great mix of downtempo, math rock, shoegaze and electronic together to make a wonderfully lush experimental sound. Their songs are distorted and fuzzy, creating an atmosphere that is unsettling while at the same time comfortable and hypnotic." --- Jessica Kizer, Kalamazoo Gazette

All Natural Lemon & Lime Flavors was a well-regarded but horribly monikered group that unabashedly reveled in their shoegazing influences. The swooning miasma of sound they created during their half-decade run garnered them something of a following among diehard dreampop fans. Ex-ANL&LF member Merc applies the sonic philosophies of his former group to his current project, Ifwhen. By stripping away the poppier elements and indulging in a more purely psychedelic experience, he's emerged with a record that's far more challenging and engaging than anything he did before. With mixing assistance from Oktopus (of hip-hop duo Dälek), Merc's singular vision of swirling, assaultive womb-rock has come to fruition. Hooks are present, but often muddled into the noisy, atmospheric stew just like the glistening guitars, throbbing bass and synthetic programming touches. Most of the songs here are fragmentary, expanded by repetition into bombastic near-epics; they often don't have much to say, but what they do say is said beautifully. --- Jason Ferguson, Orlando Weekly

Atonal rock from this New York trio: Merc on guitar/ vox/beats, Kentaro on bass, and Mary on keyboards.
The material is good and loud, slow-to-mid-tempo, with thick layers of keyboards washing over everything else. Everything else is: programmed drum beats, solid bass lines, and guitar that seems to be mostly fuzz-noise.
I can't make out any of the lyrics, but whatever they are Merc sings every song exactly the same way, soft and dreamy. The band calls its music “somewhat disorienting”, and I would not disagree with that. For example, the chord changes make no sense at all that I can determine. It all adds up to a nightmarish (but catchy in a weird way) experience. An aptly titled CD. It will gently destroy you. ----- KJFC Los Altos Hills, CA

After the disbandment of "All Natural of Lime and Lemon Flavors," Merc (g, k, vo) created "ifwhen," in 2000. Ifwhen debuted with "Self Titled Debut" in 2003 and has recently completed their 2nd CD, "We Will Gently Destroy You." Uncanny combination of floating vocal melodies, distorted guitars, sound wall of keyboards, digital drum beats and progressive bass lines are very hypnotizing and contageous. --www.marcreation.com

The walls of roaring loud sounds confronted those who have barely arrived here, after
following and drifting all the way from the late All Natural Lemon & Lime Flavors. Its successor Ifwhen's second album is here to come. Shimmers beautifully fine-sculptured to every smallest detail reminds me of what they ware, but now they are weirdly wriggling on the irregular time and almost dizzy modulations might-be-inspired from prog-rock or avan-garde music. The 50% up insanity to their last work runs over from countless cracks of dissonance. However, the things destroyed by their insanity and gently stripped of by Merc's sweet voice, those are such as an accomplished idea, morals and...all meaningless things before this sound. Then once you get naked, your sleeping senses get awaked, a door on the walls get opened, finally you must notice that Ifwhen's intellectual project bore crimson fruit here. This cd is only available through their website and at their live performances. As of now they are unsigned, Strong recommendation for enterprising listners with daring spirit, especially for those who don't believe in the future of shoegaze. Pick up and wake up.[Kaori Shuto] CD Journal

links to more press~

Ben Malkin's Ifwhen article in Perfect Sound Forever

review of WWGDY by somewherecold.com

review of "Interference" by Delusions of Adequacy

Cock-Now's piece on Ifwhen

UK Music Search review of WWGDY

somewherecold.com Ifwhen interview

 

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